1. |
Swipe Left (Nope!)
02:33
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I swear there are girls out there
who like comicon and anime
but please just stay the fuck away
I swear there are girls out there who'd be
glad to see the new Star Wars flick
not me, I fuckin hate that shit
Some day somebody's gonna love you
but it's not me
swipe left, swipe left, nope! nope!
Some day somebody's gonna love you
but it's not me
swipe left, swipe left, nope! nope!
I swear there are girls out there
who care that you're strong and fit
but don't show me you're nudie pics
I swear there are girls out there
who will fuck ya for your fancy car
with me, it won't get you too far
Some day somebody's gonna love you
but it's not me
swipe left, swipe left, nope! nope!
Some day somebody's gonna love you
but it's not me
swipe left, swipe left, nope! nope!
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2. |
Crashed Your Bike
03:55
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I don’t believe in the will of god / Not sure I buy into Karma
I don’t have faith in fate or meant-to-be
But something deep in me believes / That the accident on your bike
Is directly correlated / to you telling me to take a hike
Yeah you wrecked your bike / And you broke all your bones
Because you broke my heart over the telephone
Yeah you crashed your bike / and you smashed up your face
Instead of smashing me / over at my place
You might say I’m being petty / and it’s probably true
Even before this happened I would never wish harm on you
You can call it a coincidence / but any smart girl would deduce
That these kind of tragic incidents only happen when you cut your lady loose
Yeah you wrecked your bike / And you broke all your bones
Because you broke my heart over the telephone
Yeah you crashed your bike / and you smashed up your face
Instead of smashing me / over at my place
Maybe if you say sorry and learn to talk about your feelings
I’ll drive over so carefully so you can learn about sexual healing
Yeah you wrecked your bike / And you broke all your bones
Because you broke my heart over the telephone
Yeah you crashed your bike / and you smashed up your face
Instead of smashing me / over at my place
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3. |
I Follow You
04:35
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The last time that I was happy/ the first time I ever saw your face
Till visions of ever after/ vanished without a trace
You ghosted me every week day / said you had work to do
You texted me every weekend / "pretty baby, come through"
And that was okay / for about a month or two until one day
I did what I should never do
I searched for your name on Facebook / Twitter, and Instagram too
Scrolled through your activity then I texted you, Baby we're through
I promised myself I'd move on / won't be your plaything no more
And though it's been months since you've gone
I can't close that online door
I don't know why I cry every day I watch you
I don't know why I spy on all that you do
I will stay true / I follow you
I will stay true / I follow you
I tiptoed through every comment, repost, and like on your feed
Did the math to find which coincided and it still didn't quench my need
Then one morning I wake up
and see your new girls face on my screen
You're trying to make me jealous
I can't let you know what I've seen
I don't know why I cry every day I watch you
I don't know why I spy on all that you do
I will stay true / I follow you
I will stay true / I follow you
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4. |
Forever Alone
03:41
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I'm gonna be forever alone
solitary til the end
I'm always checkin my phone
but no one wants to be my friend
No one ever said I'm not interesting
I think the problem lies a little deeper in my soul
all the fellas say I'm a fine looking dame
but when they complain they always say
the problem is that I'm an asshole
I'm alone cuz I'm an asshole, forever alone
Maybe I'm not trying to behave like I should
the same boys who love spanking me
claim they prefer their girls good
I've been on a naughty streak
when I was sweet I felt so boring
so if I'm mean it's cuz your fun when your mad
you know you can't get it up when you adore me
No one ever said I'm not interesting
I think the problem lies a little deeper in my soul
all the fellas say I'm a fine looking dame
but when they complain they always say
the problem is that I'm an asshole
I'm alone cuz I'm an asshole, forever alone
I'm gonna be forever alone
rambling solo til the end
can't break your heart if your heart is never known
when your alone there's no breaks to mend
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5. |
Gaslight
05:00
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Should I heed imaginary warnings?
When I stand to leave red flags turn green, the signs are gone
Someone flips my reset switch without my consent each morning
As the hours pass all over again I begin to suspect that it's all wrong
You tell me it's my mental health or hormones
I see a gaslight flicker on and off and on
I bet you'll say I'm crazy, dramatic or plain dumb
Better believe I'd rather leave than never come
In some far land men learn the proper way to please a woman
That's not how their raised where I'm from
You keep it p in v , no touchy feeling and oh so sterile
Are you my Obgyn? A poke a prod, and then you're done
You tell me it's my mental health or hormones
I see a gaslight flicker on and off and on
I bet you'll say I'm crazy, dramatic or plain dumb
Better believe I'd rather leave than never come
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